TWO DUMBASSES WHO CUM FROM GIVING ORAL
*Siiigh*
...?
Ouuuhhh diiirk..
....Jake?
*Flutters eyelashes* Oh my dearest sweetest most wonderful pal. Do you think i could
eat you out tonight?
Uh.
Oh pretty pretty puhleaaase dirk??
Its been quite the while since last time and theres truly nothing i could possibly wish for more in the whole wide world in this very current second! Really!
Well, Jake. My most cherished, darling, precious bro. I was kinda banking on this makeout sesh turning into me languidly sucking you off this fine evening? Well and truly, there's nothin' I could want more right now. In this very moment. Would you really wish to deprive me like that?
So you wanna play that game huh? Alright mister. You get to blow me so often! I dont understand why youre so gosh darn skittish about me doing the same back! I only ever get to see your pecker-
Okay. Don't call it that.
Your WILLIE?
Don't call it that either.
Your JOHNSON?
No.
Your COCK? your DICK? your LITTLE MANHOOD?
Yes- no. (Pff) Okay! Get to your point.
Well yknow i dont really get to be up close and personal with your nether regions as often as you are with mine. Id really really like to get better acquainted.. and hey. I have a refractory period and you dont!
I know. And I know you'll cream your pants before I do, which to me sounds like a total waste of jizz. If you just let me swallow it that's less laundry, less mess, less cleanup time, the quicker we can get to laying down and catching our ride to Snoozeville, right? I'm not being selfish here, just efficient.
But diiirk itd just really make my day! Weve got all the time in the world, im not all that concerned about how long we stay up you know that. And i do very much enjoy what you usually do i promise but *sniffle* id just really like to return the favour. Do YOU really wish to deprive ME like that??
Okay. I see we are at an impass here. How about we settle this disagreement in a fashion only suited for two of the uptmost hardest of hard dudes.
Play me?
*Scratches chin* Hmmmmmmmm.... hmm hmm hmm....
Alright! Youre on bucko.
Rock.
Rock!
Paper.
Paper..!!
Scissors.
Scissors...!!!!
Shoot!
SHOOT!!!!!
Darn you. I couldve sworn youd have picked rock! You would have thought id have thought you would pick scissors so i would obviously not pick paper so then id pick rock and youd pick paper but then you would have expected ME to pick scissors so then YOU would have gone rock.
Hm. Pretty clever Jake, pretty clever. I've got to commend you on your thought process but alas. I was still victorious.
You know me well. But the ironicly obvious choice would be to just pick scissors seeing as I am a master of the blade, and it's always the go to selection for this game. The ironic value for the statistic of me picking scissors exedes in depth strategic calculation, I don't think you could ever beat me at mind games bro, you'll be on your toes the next time we do this now that I've told you-
Okay okay i get it you are sooo smart dirk i loove your big sexy brain and all of its rippling muscles alright? No need to RUB IT IN. I thought there were other things you were dead set on rubbing tonight eh?
God damn. I think you're the only guy who could possibly be dissapointed from getting a blowjob as a prize for losing.
*Shaking fist* Yeah yeah. Mark my words though strider.. i WILL get you next time!
*ghhck* Mhm.
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