~~ DREAM ~~
Nestled within a clearing in the woods, sits a mansion.
Inside said mansion two gods of the planet sit peacefully together, having almost finished watching a DVD COPY of Lara Croft: Tomb Raider 2 - The Cradle of Life (2003). One of the few remaining physical artifacts of the past human civilisation that had accidentally been saved in Jake's sylladex before the disintegration of his room and possessions at age 15.
DIRK: Damn, wasn't this movie rated PG13? Parental guidance required? I don't think little Timmy would be too enthused watching this alongside his parents.
JAKE: Well yknow i actually did watch this with my ma before she passed! I dont see why lil ol timmy wouldnt be enthused. This scene is good!
DIRK: That last statement doesn't mean much considering you think all the scenes in any movie are good.
JAKE: (Grumble grumble)
DIRK: But I mean, wow. She's really goin' at it.
DIRK: I'm surprised she hasn't started ripping his clothes off ferociously with her teeth like some sex pheromone crazed female character in a fifty year old heterosexual indie director's first porno, where he plays the main character. For totally legitimate budget restriction reasons.
DIRK: ...
DIRK: Obviously I've seen way crazier shit. Like shit you can't even begin to imagine, I'm sure whatever you're imagining right now is nothing close. This right here is baby shit. I mean we get up to crazier.
DIRK: Who would I be if I hadn't been irrevocabily exposed to every possibly deviant thing a guy could be while alone with a computer all his life? But damn.
JAKE: Well now. I think you might just need to get your mind up and out of that darn gutter bro! Just appreciate the artistry cant you? You lecture me on that all the time!
JAKE: Isnt it a beautiful payoff for all that sexual tension?? Shes truly a master in the art of allurement.
JAKE: *Wistful sigh* One can only aspire!
DIRK: Aspire? Is your personal allure something you've been working on?
JAKE: Like i said, this movie was something i shared with my grandma. It was very important to my formative years.
JAKE: Laras always been such an inspirational figure to me.
DIRK: That much is obvious.
JAKE: How would you say ive been doing?
DIRK: Hm?
JAKE: Well... if anyone would know if im being affective *Wink wink nudge* ;)
DIRK: I have absolutely no clue what you could possibly be suggesting, man.
JAKE: Aww what!! I couldve sworn it was working. Here i thought you mightve taken a liking to me!
DIRK: I didn't say I hadn't?
JAKE:
DIRK:
JAKE: *Snoooooooooooore*
DIRK: Hey.
JAKE: *Hoooooooooonk*
JAKE: *Shooooooo*
DIRK: Jake.
DIRK: Jaake.
DIRK: ...
DIRK: Jake!
JAKE: *Snort* ..Huah?
DIRK: Can we move to the bed?
JAKE: O-oh sure..
JAKE: ...
JAKE: Uhm.. hey dirk.
DIRK: Yeah?
JAKE: How sleepy are you?
DIRK: I mean. I could snooze but it'll probably take me a while to fall asleep.
DIRK: Why?
Jake blinks slowly, waking up more.
JAKE: Mmh..
JAKE: Would you feel up to uh... partake in the horizontal tango? Nothing too physically laborious. Just woke up feeling a bit frisky is all-
DIRK: Yes.
JAKE: !
DIRK: I am totally game, dude.
Dirk grabs Jake's hand and the two hurridly stumble to Jake's room.
They kiss, slow but excited.
Dirk exhales shakily.
Jake sinks his teeth into Dirk's neck.
DIRK: Mm-aah~
DIRK: ...
JAKE: ...
JAKE: ...
DIRK: (*Ahem*)
Dirk quickly shifts onto his stomach.
DIRK: (Have at it man.)
JAKE: Well dont mind if i do! :)
JAKE: Err.. youre the one closer to the nightstand, would you mind getting the...?
DIRK: I.
DIRK: Don't think you're going to need it.
JAKE: ?
Dirk raises his rump in the air.
DIRK: (Uuh..)
JAKE: So it would seem!
Jake steadies himself, smoothing his hand over Dirk's firm flesh.
Then sinks inside Dirk, both of them sighing from relieved anticipation.
The stillness.
Dirk unmoving because hes lame and a FREAK
bluh bluh kind of stilted sex they finish up a little awkwardly and as they lay together focus in on jakes expressions. They drift off...
~~ DREAM ~~